#a sick potato but still a potato

[esmes]

but it's your nellie, here... now... (requested by @entrelombreetlame)

[whatsthisascianbullshit]

To prevent the spread of the strange plague and deterioration of those already afflicted, the 'Tonberries' were sealed in the Wanderer's Palace by a number of powerful wards. The maintenance of these wards fell to scholars who were inexplicably unaffected by the Green Death. Ufufu Ufu, a student of the renowned scholar Surito Carito, was the last known scholar to hold this position before the Sixth Umbral Calamity destroyed the area.

Extract from the detailed field notes of Alka Zolka, Nymian Marine, marauder, and historian.

[askblueandviolet]

can’t you just…. have your clones help you out??

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[nico-di-genova]

Oh I know Pato is sick right now.

[icicleteeth]

Despite the awful week but especially today, it cannot be overstated, the healing powers of cooking soup...

[creationsabyss]

Monstrous Devotion (It Will Devour You Whole)

Another piece for @m1d-45. It was meant to be short but as you can tell, got out of hand.

Desperation 

You remember it well

How it sparked your blood

And got it to run

How it tasted of bitter and tang

Much like the sting of blood

You remember how it kept you alive

Made your nerves so sensitive 

It prickled with every breeze

Every slight disturbance

How it kept your sleep light

And your dreams even lighter

Even now as you watch

The archons who adorn your body

With the most precious of gems

And the rarest of treasures 

They who once tried to shed your blood

To water their blade

You see the warriors of each nation

Who tried to rend your soul from your body

Attend your every need 

Degrading themselves as objects

As lesser than human

To try and exalt you higher

You feel more than you hear

As you watch once beloved characters

Stain themselves with sin

Desperation of their own

Rising to the surface

Their desperation is monstrous 

Predator to prey

Your own desperation has not waned

It has only grown

Writhing under your skin

Fueled by fine jewelry 

Silken clothes

And bloodstained manic smiles

Your forgiveness is not sincere

It is learned

Through a lifetime of pain

Of a death so vivid

You're desperate to stay alive

You are willing to do anything

But what once kept you safe

Will now be the one to deal a fatal blow

You already know this

Alarm bells ringing

With every minute move

But it's far too late

You're stuck in puppet motions

That are to never cease

Until the life drains from your eyes

Desperation made you learn to survive

And now that very same lesson shall be the one to end you

[da-riya]

Do hate how being young is associated with being active and outgoing, so chillin on your phone or PC makes you seem unable to live up to some imagined youthfulness

[mispatchedgreens]

fuck work, i should be at the club (in my bed)

[unforth]

Gorgeous local lady has gotten a massage and been stuffed full, and is now sitting in a lovely sparkling cider bath in a toasty hot oven. 👨‍🍳👌

[vcnom]

so sad n annoyed, I’ve got covid, I’m over the initial sneezing and flu like symptoms and onto coughing, but thought I’d wash my sheets and pyjamas for a treat and freshness but I can’t even smell the nice fresh smell…. I’m so sad :(

[paranormal-potatoes]

i've been playing jigsaw games a bunch lately. i think i figured out i like doing 'em on my computer more than irl when i had one of those 2-in-1 tablet laptops (sidenote. don't get one. i accidentally closed the laptop too hard and cracked the screen. touchscreen barely functioned. then the base with the keyboard + mouse + usb ports died. i had to use exclusively bluetooth. don't do it.)

anyways, jigsaw games are fun on a tablet :)

so my current preferred jigsaw game/program/whatever lets me do custom puzzles. also puzzles from 20 pieces to 8000 pieces. with rotation. i have only done 2000 pieces without rotation thank you very much. it also lets me separate out the edge pieces and sort by section :)

and i figured, hey, i got a bunch of hidden object wallpapers and such, most of 'em at 1920x1080. those should be big enough right?? load some of them but decide i want to do an ingame screenshot of Belladonna's shrine from Ballad of Rapunzel. add it and start and

do you see how pixel-y it gets.

also have a pic from the Flora jigsaw i'm also working on :)

[ozlices]

i have to make appointments & also let my doctor know id rather continue one of the new meds she put me on bc it actually helped but ive been completely unmedicated for 2 fucking days & the thought of doing Anything makes me wanna throw up im so over being a person

[beegswaz]

I MISSED BUG. BEING CORRECT ABOUT WHEATLEY..???? WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL.

[sludgeguzzler]

is there ever going to be a school trip where im not completely miserable

[starbuck]

Hey friends! I recently got my driver’s license (FINALLY!!!!!), so, if anybody has any recipe recommendations—particularly dinner recipes of easy-to-moderate difficulty OR healthy snack-type things i could take to work—i am ALL ears because i’m about to enter my Meal Planning Era.

[fuckingarataswespeak]

I keep getting these waves of dizzy nausea ND everything smells like this weird rotting smell that's almost sweet but just makes me more nauseous, and anything with meat or dairy tastes spoiled as well as potato and maybe just all starchy foods